Thine Retail Simps :: Strike Gold, Strike Back, Strike Out

While the future is uncertain, the present is most decidedly not. In Strike Gold, Strike Back, Strike Out Thine Retail Simps have made one of the weirdest, most discontinuous, jokiest rock and roll records of the year—and one of the best . . .

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