Brighten The Corners: Nicene Creedence Edition

Psychologists have it all wrong. Myers-Briggs? For chumps. Rorschach tests? Child's play. No, there really is one much simpler, more defining way to tell exactly what makes people tick. First, ask them if they are Pavement fans. If they say no, you can pretty much write them off immediately. I mean, for purposes of this study. I'm sure their life can still amount to something in general, but frankly, I'm not interested.

Next, ask them what is their favorite Pavement album. There are only five possible answers, so this gives us a good . . .

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